Jezebel on nail art.
What on fucking earth do Jezebel commenters have against cashiers and our spangly ass finger art. What.
“Here’s an idea ladies: maybe pick up an actual paintbrush and express yourself on canvas? Or an instrument. Or a pen. Saying nail art is a form of self-expression is akin to saying that reading Cosmo is a form of cultural enlightenment. Sure it might be fun and cute, but it saddens me that this is considered a valid creative outlet. We’re talking about a bunch of girls who probably have Audrey Hepburn posters on their walls and Katy Perry on their iPods. So I suppose a fingernail’s worth of swirly glitter would be an appropriate expression of the depth of their inner selves.”